I have exactly 11 questions
i dont, mind your business
ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes
tres horny boys go to Faerûn Pridefest
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If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind
The further they get the more I trust him
gaara: [is older and mentally healthy w a job, a dog, and a hot boyfriend] i love naruto and hes the first person ive had. a healthy crush on. but that doesnt mean i didnt like boys as a child.
kankuro: oh you mean the way you wanted to like kill sasuke and drink his blood
gaara: i never wanted to drink his blood i-
temari: you just wanted to kill him, but in a sexy way
gaara: yes. sasuke. and neji too. later naruto. but then i got more “normal”
temari: what about lee? did you wannna sexy kill him too?
gaara: no. just normal kill him.
kankuro: why not sexy kill him? he beat your ass werent you into that?
gaara: no i never liked lee in that manner although he is a very dear friend to me now
kankuro: why not
temari: admit you think hes too ugly to like
gaara: i dont think hes ugly i just dont *like* him like that and
temari: because hes ugly. nice and fun and strong!
kankuro: hes ugly so you dont wanna bang him just own up to it gaara
gaara: no!
temari: admit youre shallow!
gaara: im not shallow! lee is nice!
kankuro: nice people can be ugly!
temari: [sing song voice] gaara is shallow gaara is shallow!
gaara: hes very nice hes just…. not my type
temari: because your type is “objectively fits within the standards of beauty”
gaara: yes
kankuro and temari: SO YOU THINK HES TOO UGLY TO SEXY KILL
