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vixehn: pruane2: nowacking: tohkyo: https://www.instagram.com/p...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:12:25 -0400

pruane2:

nowacking:

tohkyo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

I have exactly 11 questions

i dont, mind your business

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes

redmetz:SKYLLA IS CANONICALLY TALL SO I HAD TO CORRECT MY...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:16:19 -0400

redmetz:

SKYLLA IS CANONICALLY TALL SO I HAD TO CORRECT MY PREVIOUS DRAWINGS

wendiz:The best ones!!! (So far)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:09:41 -0400

wendiz:

The best ones!!! (So far)

fjuri-the-fury: catchymemes: Conditional Immortality of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:36:21 -0400

fjuri-the-fury:

catchymemes:

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

the house always wins

jammyscribbler: tres horny boys go to Faerûn Pridefest ⭐...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:29:57 -0400

jammyscribbler:

tres horny boys go to Faerûn Pridefest

⭐ contact/social media ⭐ TAZ fanart tag ⭐ buy me a coffee ⭐ reblogs are encouraged but please don’t repost my work without permission!⭐

stevenquartz: (stealing this post because op is a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:09:07 -0400

stevenquartz:

(stealing this post because op is a pedophile)

This is so cute 😭

skarchomp: 5050mixup: reblog if you know what it did

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:24:35 -0400

skarchomp:

5050mixup:

reblog if you know what it did

sudorm-rfslash: Acrobatics check: Nat 20 Investigation check:...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:19:40 -0400

sudorm-rfslash:

Acrobatics check: Nat 20

Investigation check: Crit miss

moria-lothlorien: gayaergia: drawingguitarist: dumb If i ever...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:56:33 -0400

moria-lothlorien:

gayaergia:

drawingguitarist:

dumb

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

The further they get the more I trust him

butchmori:gaara: [is older and mentally healthy w a job, a dog, and a hot boyfriend] i love naruto...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:07:51 -0400

butchmori:

gaara: [is older and mentally healthy w a job, a dog, and a hot boyfriend] i love naruto and hes the first person ive had. a healthy crush on. but that doesnt mean i didnt like boys as a child.
kankuro: oh you mean the way you wanted to like kill sasuke and drink his blood
gaara: i never wanted to drink his blood i-
temari: you just wanted to kill him, but in a sexy way
gaara: yes. sasuke. and neji too. later naruto. but then i got more “normal”
temari: what about lee? did you wannna sexy kill him too?
gaara: no. just normal kill him.
kankuro: why not sexy kill him? he beat your ass werent you into that?
gaara: no i never liked lee in that manner although he is a very dear friend to me now
kankuro: why not
temari: admit you think hes too ugly to like
gaara: i dont think hes ugly i just dont *like* him like that and
temari: because hes ugly. nice and fun and strong!
kankuro: hes ugly so you dont wanna bang him just own up to it gaara
gaara: no!
temari: admit youre shallow!
gaara: im not shallow! lee is nice!
kankuro: nice people can be ugly!
temari: [sing song voice] gaara is shallow gaara is shallow!
gaara: hes very nice hes just…. not my type
temari: because your type is “objectively fits within the standards of beauty”
gaara: yes
kankuro and temari: SO YOU THINK HES TOO UGLY TO SEXY KILL

ablogthingy: monteswisha: A bird in the hand is worth a...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:05:51 -0400

ablogthingy:

monteswisha:

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

you WILL love me human

daveisverydramatic: seven birds ranked by horse associationlucretia: horse girlbarry: all his...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:04:13 -0400

daveisverydramatic:

seven birds ranked by horse association
lucretia: horse girl
barry: all his cousins have horses, hes mildly terrified of them tho
magnus: loves horses but thinks of them as really big dogs
merle: rode a horse exactly once, got bucked and broke his arm, glares at every horse he sees
davenport: too small to be near horses, hes just so certain theyll step on him, rode a horse once and loved it but couldnt get off without the help of two different people, somehow
lup: punched taako when he told lucretia that horses are omnivores and to be careful with her fingers
taako: told lucretia that horses are omnivores and to be careful with her fingers, made chewing noises whenever he saw lucretias horse journal, repeatedly informed her that it takes the same amount of force to break a human pinky and a baby carrot upon seeing pictures of her feeding horses

mamabirdkars: santviento: acreaturecalledgreed: grandegarlic: turquoisewave: I think the reason...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:47:03 -0400

mamabirdkars:

santviento:

acreaturecalledgreed:

grandegarlic:

turquoisewave:

I think the reason Vento Aureo hasn’t been confirmed yet is because the animators are trying to figure out how to animate all those patterned clothes without killing themselves.

Look at this mess

Mista alone has three distinct patterns, Fugo’s got holes all over, and god knows Narancia’s skirt thing is gonna be a pain in the ass to color.

Good luck DavPro I don’t know how you’re gonna pull it off but I believe in you.

now that vento aureo is confirmed ,

a moment of silence for all the animators who have to work with ….whatever the fuck is happening with these boys

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hellenhighwater: hellenhighwater: mewwitch: yawpkatsi: hellenhighwater: yawpkatsi: Concept:...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:18:09 -0400

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

mewwitch:

yawpkatsi:

hellenhighwater:

yawpkatsi:

Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.

Bucky posts things like

“What is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America why”

“Every time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.”

“Why does friendship feel so much like punching”

“When I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking ‘who am I? does my life have meaning?’ or “did I already eat all of the plums?’”

“Why are you so grumpy” they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.”

“I know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back please”

“I guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. “

OMG I LOVEEEE

YEEESSSSSSS!

“Guy in front of me won’t move his car seat up. I think that might still be upset about all those times I tried to kill him.”

“Got lectured by a guy who had been complaining about how things were Back In The Day. I don’t understand why he got upset. I too lived through the Great Depression and was drafted for the War.”

“The economy in this century sucks. Who exactly though another Stock Market crash was a good idea?”

“Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.”

“‘If you don’t behave we’ll send (mutual) after you.’ Jokes on them. I’m the one who trained them to be an assassin in the first place.”

“Tried to buy a Chicken Dinner candy bar at the supermarket today. Turns out they were discontinued 54 years ago. Super bummed.”

“Wait. People were on the moon?! We got into space? There is a way off of this rock?! Why am I only just hearing about this?!”

“'Have you been living under a rock the past 50 years?’ No I was cryogenically frozen for 70. I don’t appreciate your tone young man.”

“My friend likes convincing people that I’m the Reckless one in our friendship. As if he won’t find an alley behind a bar to pick a fight in if I take my eyes off him for two seconds.”

“Why would i want to get a haircut when instead I can look like i just returned from a 12 year jaunt in the wilderness every time i grow a beard”

“was having a hard time finding noodles in the grocery store & asked a clerk for help. she looked at me like a crazy person. lady, it’s not my fault you don’t speak russian”

“what kind of idiot thinks dancers are sissies? literally every ballerina i have ever met could kill an adult man with just her legs”

“today i discovered Conditioner. the future is a miracle and my hair like a cloud now”

“apparently just jumping on to a moving bus when you are running late is not a thing people do anymore. please stop yelling at me.”

“went to a club last night to see what the hip kids were into. apparently the latest thing is just having sex standing up with your clothes on in a room full of people.”

“on the one hand, people dressed much nicer in the 40s. on the other hand, yoga pants.”

“rode in a car with heated seats today. it is my house now. i live here.”

“i have acquired a small bear. i am putting a collar and leash on him. he is my dog. no one tell animal control”

“i am working on this whole Good Guy thing but anyone who cuts me in line at starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out okay”

“why did they have to make escalators so terrifying to get on and off of? from now on I’m just jumping off the mall balconies. none of this awful moving teeth staircase”

“i don’t care if it’s a ‘priceless historical artifact,’ punk, i didn’t wanna do the dishes and it makes a pretty good spaghetti bowl”

“hoodie pockets are so great. i can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm”

“i really though we would have flying cars by now. the future is such a letdown.”

“changed sam’s ringtone to jesus take the wheel.”

“do you know that feeling when you go to lean on your short friend’s conveniently arm-rest-height shoulder but you forget they had a huge growth spurt and you just awkwardly lean your elbow into the middle of their bicep”

“i swear i didn’t know your girlfriend was coming over. i always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. it had nothing to do with you.”

discomfort character

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:35:01 -0400

ariikado:

sotfbutch:

like a comfort character except u would kill them if u had the chance

new ask game send in a character and i can reply w comfort or discomfort

quasikool: fattyatomicmutant: motherhenna: me, holding my newborn child: what are its...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:34:16 -0400

quasikool:

fattyatomicmutant:

motherhenna:

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

Class: Infant
Race: human
Strength: 0 can barely support own head
Agility 0 needs to learn to walk
Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones
Wisdom 1 no object permanence
Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.

HP: 2

Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),

Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage

#i can tell you this is very fucking accurate #some babies have like .5 strength tho #and agility increases by 1 each month bc if you turn your back theyll roll off stuff immediately

captain-k8kat: apple-a-la-mode: please please buy the portal franchise if you haven’t ever played...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:31:16 -0400

captain-k8kat:

apple-a-la-mode:

please please buy the portal franchise if you haven’t ever played either or both. they’re dirt ass cheap and so so so fucking good.

!!!!!!!

glyxiebear: camben24: 4wns: how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:28:44 -0400

glyxiebear:

camben24:

4wns:

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

the-real-seebs: amaranthica: leggywillow: That’s a face that...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:24:02 -0400

the-real-seebs:

amaranthica:

leggywillow:

That’s a face that says “I waited too long to correct this person so now everything is awkward and I’m really uncomfortable.”

Hey so I looked this up and it’s a joke post by a wildlife rehabilitation group! https://www.facebook.com/122334mommy/?hc_ref=ARS-GF9yIX9bpP3eu-UWcS9Rwn1_wFmJEaq7ulcsZILjI7I99TguM5lWcxeqQBJoy6M&fref=nf

They’d probably appreciate it if the source was known!

i am so, so, comforted that this is a joke post

redmetz: this is all I want from act 2

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:16:55 -0400

redmetz:

this is all I want from act 2